Priceless

"When we go to our first doctor's appointment, there should be a sealed envelope for the hubby: 'Warning, the woman you know, love and married will be gone for the next 9 months. Please try not to kill, maim, leave, or otherwise injure the bloated body double she has left behind.'"

Elisabeth A.

http://www.whattoexpect.com/blogs/elisabetha/default.aspx

Purpose

"The point of a wedding is to strengthen and widen the social circle of the new family."

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